a stroll

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A stroll is a perverted creep who follows you like a lost puppy and thinks you’re their personal toy. They watch you, spy on you, and get off on your misery. They’re so nuts, they might kill you just for breathing.
I saw this guy following me for three days. He was like a stalker with a subscription.
That guy stalks my sister. He even texts her at 2 a. m.
He watched me eat my breakfast. I think he’s insane.
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A stroll is like a vibe upgrade. It’s when you’re cool, confident, and walking like you own the sidewalk. It’s the opposite of being a sad, confused mess.
He had that stroll. I knew he was cool before he even talked to me.
She walked in with that stroll. I was immediately jealous.
That guy had a stroll so smooth, I wanted to follow him everywhere.
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A stroll is when you’re about to watch the best Formula 1 moment ever and then some guy named Lance Stroll crashes into a bump. It ruins everything.
I was ready for the best race ever and Lance Stroll ruined it with a bump crash.
I waited for the epic moment, and Lance Stroll ruined it.
I was about to cry happy tears and Lance Stroll made me cry sad tears.
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A stroll is a street full of whores offering their services. It’s like a buffet, but instead of food, it’s hot guys and bad decisions.
That stroll is the worst. Every guy there is a bad choice.
I went to the stroll and came out with a headache and a new guy.
That stroll is like a meat market for guys who need a fix.
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A stroll is when a group of bros line up and dance like they’re in a competition. If you interrupt them, they will beat you to death with their dance moves.
I tried to walk past the stroll and got hit with a dance move. I was out cold.
They were doing the stroll and I said, 'Hey,' and got kicked out.
I walked into the middle of their stroll and got beat up like a punching bag.
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A stroll is when you politely say no to something. It’s like being cool and not getting mad when someone tries to mess with you.
He said, 'No thanks,' like a real pro.
She said 'no' and didn’t even flinch.
That guy said 'no' so smooth, I was impressed.
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A stroll is when you drive around your neighborhood like you own the place. You’re cruising, chilling, and pretending you’re the king of the block.
He was cruising the block like he was the king of the street.
I was out for a stroll in my car, minding my own business.
That guy was out for a stroll and didn’t even notice me.
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