A stroke and a half

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The worst kind of loser. So bad, you need to add another level of bad just to describe them. Like the upgrade from a regular piece of trash to a whole dumpster fire.
I saw him wearing socks with sandals and a backwards hat. That’s a stroke and a half.
My cousin tried to propose to a cow. That’s a stroke and a half.
He used four different colognes at once. That’s a stroke and a half.
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When something is so over the top, it makes your head spin. Like when you try to do one thing, but then you go full-on crazy about it.
She spent $500 on a single cupcake. That’s a stroke and a half.
He turned his bedroom into a full-blown concert venue. That’s a stroke and a half.
She tried to bake a cake, but it exploded. That’s a stroke and a half.
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