A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend

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The fake story you tell when you’re caught red-handed after getting your friends to cover for you during a major crime spree.

I was at the mall, not at the docks!

I swear I didn’t know the kids were selling candy to get into the club!

I was with my mom, not with the guys who stole the cop’s car!

The excuse you give when you’re the only one who didn’t get caught in the biggest mess of the year.

I was home watching Netflix, not at the warehouse with the rest of you idiots!

I didn’t know the plan was to kidnap the mayor’s kid!

I was eating pizza, not planning a heist!

The story you make up when you’re the last one standing and everyone else is in jail.

I was at the park, not with the guys who took over the school!

I didn’t know we were going to rob the bank!

I was sleeping, not helping the crew steal the cop’s badge!