a straight bitch

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A girl who is so much of a bitch that even the trash can judges her.
She called me a faggot for not liking pizza.
She insulted my mom's cooking in front of 20 people.
She blocked me on Instagram for no reason.
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When you hang out with someone who’s just going to stay your friend and never be your girlfriend.
I’ve been hanging out with her for 2 years and she still calls me ‘buddy’.
She asked me to prom and then said ‘just as friends’.
She cried when I told her I was going to college with someone else.
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A girl who looks at you like she wants to punch you, and she probably does that at the gym.
She stared me down during yoga and I almost fainted.
She picked the worst bar to go to and nobody wanted to go.
She blocked my friend’s guy and then laughed at me.
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See also: a dumb ho who thinks she’s fancy and doesn’t know how to act.
She wore a dress to a pizza place and acted like she was in a fancy restaurant.
She said she was ‘auntie’ to everyone but nobody believed her.
She tried to flirt with my brother and failed miserably.
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