A Story For The Boys

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You do something so stupid and wild that you get a story for the boys to laugh at for the rest of your life.
I jumped into a lake in my underwear just to show off.
I stole a pizza from a delivery guy and ran away like a thief.
I screamed at a traffic light until it turned green.
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A greeting from the working class of Dublin that sounds like a bad joke. They say it to anyone, even strangers, and they probably think they’re cool.
‘Story bud’ came out of nowhere and hit me like a punch in the gut.
I walked into a bar and the guy behind the counter said ‘Story’ like he was my dad.
My cousin said ‘Story’ to my dog and the dog gave him the dirtiest look.
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A way to ask ‘What’s going on?’ that sounds like you’re from a different planet and you’re tired of everything.
‘Story boys?’ I said when I saw my best friend crying in the middle of the street.
My uncle yelled ‘Story boys?’ when the power went out and the TV broke.
I asked ‘Story boys?’ when the internet crashed and my life fell apart.
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When someone on TikTok takes a simple story and turns it into a 20-minute long rant, and then some guy in the comments yells ‘Chop chop story boy’ like he’s the boss of the internet.
He read a 5-minute story and turned it into a 10-minute rant. Then someone said ‘Chop chop story boy’ and I laughed until I cried.
She read a simple Reddit post and made it sound like a Shakespeare play. Some guy yelled ‘Chop chop story boy’ and it was glorious.
He turned a simple story into a full-blown drama. Then someone said ‘Chop chop story boy’ and I was done with life.
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