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A tale about a weird kid from another planet who has a tail and a bad attitude. He lives with an old guy named Gohan, but he’s a pain in the ass until he bonks his head and turns into a nice guy. Then he falls for a hot lady named Bulma, goes on a crazy adventure with her, fights a blue freak, turns into a giant ape, and saves the day. Gohan dies, and it’s all kinds of messed up.
That kid from the planet was such a brat until he bonked his head and became a saint.
I swear, that Bulma tried to seduce him and steal his magical ball. What was she thinking?
That blue freak had the worst minions ever. A dog and a hot lady? Please.
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Like, it’s not even a big deal. Who cares if the world was about to end? It’s just a regular day for the little kid who got hit in the head and became a good guy.
Dude, the world was about to end and you’re saying it’s not even a big deal?
I was screaming into the void and you said it’s not even a big deal.
The little kid turned into a giant ape and you’re saying it’s not even a big deal?
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A hot mess who tells wild stories. They’re free-spirited, maybe a little crazy, and they love telling tales about purple dragons and blue freaks who want to destroy the world.
That lady told the wildest story about a purple dragon and a blue freak who tried to destroy the world.
She’s the kind of person who just walks into a hut and starts a conversation with a tail guy.
She’s like, ‘I’m free-spirited and I also have a crush on a kid who turned into an ape.’ What even is that?
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All the gossip, the dirt, the 411. What people talk about when they’re bored and don’t want to do anything else.
She’s telling me all the dirt about that blue freak and the hot lady who tried to seduce the kid.
He’s telling me the 411 about the turtle and the creepy old man.
That bandit with the floating cat had the worst story. Everyone’s talking about it.
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What white trash call TV shows. Like, it’s just random stories about a kid with a tail and a blue freak who wants to destroy the world. Why is it so weird?
That white trash kid calls it a TV show. It’s just a kid with a tail fighting a blue freak.
What’s with the random stories about a turtle and a creepy old man?
Why is it called a TV show? It’s just a bunch of weird people.
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What old ladies call soaps. It’s just a bunch of fake drama about the little kid, his friends, and the blue freak who wants to destroy the world. It’s like the worst version of a real life.
That old lady calls it a soap. It’s just a kid and his friends fighting a blue freak.
It’s the worst drama ever. A turtle, a creepy old man, and a hot lady who tried to seduce the kid.
It’s like the worst version of life. Why is the kid fighting a blue freak?
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A short way to say, 'What’s the story?' Used by a bunch of dumb kids in Dublin who think they’re cool. They say it with a 'bud' and it’s the worst.
'What’s the story, bud?' That’s what the dumb kids in Dublin say.
I’m like, 'What’s the story, bud?' and he’s like, 'What’s the story, bud?'
The dumbest kids in Dublin say, 'What’s the story, bud?' and I swear it’s the worst thing ever.
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