Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A stiffy is when a guy’s penis gets so hard it looks like it’s trying to punch through his pants.

My stiffy was so bad I couldn’t sit down in class.

He got a stiffy during the school play and everyone laughed.

I got a stiffy in the grocery store and had to leave before I embarrassed myself.

2

A stiffy is when a guy’s penis gets so big it looks like it’s about to explode.

I had a stiffy in the hallway and my friend couldn’t stop laughing.

He got a stiffy during math class and had to leave the room.

My stiffy was so bad I couldn’t wear my favorite pants.

3

A stiffy is when a guy’s penis is so hard it looks like it’s gonna start a fight.

He had a stiffy in the lunchroom and everyone was staring.

I got a stiffy during a movie and had to leave.

My stiffy was so bad my mom asked what was wrong.

4

A stiffy is when a guy’s penis gets so hard it looks like it’s ready for battle.

He had a stiffy during the soccer game and couldn’t focus.

I got a stiffy in the bathroom and had to leave before someone saw.

My stiffy was so bad I couldn’t wear my pants.

5

A stiffy is when a guy’s penis is so hard it looks like it’s about to break.

He had a stiffy during the science test and got a zero.

I got a stiffy in the library and had to leave.

My stiffy was so bad I couldn’t sit down.

6

A stiffy is when a guy’s penis is so hard it looks like it’s gonna start a war.

He had a stiffy in the hallway and everyone laughed.

I got a stiffy during lunch and couldn’t eat.

My stiffy was so bad I had to leave the room.

7

A stiffy is when a guy’s penis is so hard it looks like it’s about to take over the world.

He had a stiffy during the school play and everyone was laughing.

I got a stiffy in the gym and couldn’t do pull-ups.

My stiffy was so bad I had to leave before I embarrassed myself.