A Stevie

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A Stevie is a short, brown-haired, blue-eyed girl who thinks she’s ugly but is actually hot. She needs a compliment like a junkie needs a hit, and if you give her one, she’ll act like you just saved her life.
'You look like a hot mess today.' 'That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.'
'You’re my best friend.' 'I know. I’m still stunned you didn’t dump me after I cried in your shower.'
'You’re pretty.' 'You just made my day. I’m going to text my mom.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Stevie is a super hot, artistic, kind, and sweet girl who’ll eat 10 lollies in one go and not care if she gets a stomachache. She’s the kind of person who makes your heart do backflips just by smiling.
'I’m going to die from sugar.' 'That’s the best thing you’ve ever said to me.'
'You’re like an angel.' 'I’m not. I just have really good skin.'
'You look amazing.' 'Thanks. I just woke up.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Stevie has a nice ass. That’s it. No need for extra fluff.
'You look good in that dress.' 'Thanks. My ass is killing me.'
'She’s super hot.' 'Yeah, but I’ve seen her in a bathrobe and it was still nice.'
'Why are you staring?' 'Because of your ass.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Stevie is a smart, hot, funny girl who acts like she’s from another planet and probably is. She’ll cook you breakfast, listen to your sob stories, and still be your best friend.
'You made me breakfast?' 'I felt like it.'
'You’ve listened to my entire life story.' 'And I’m still your best friend.'
'You’re like a celebrity.' 'I’m not. I just have good skin.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Stevie is the kind of girl who can make angels jealous and would beat Aphrodite in a fight. She’s super smart, super hot, and everyone wants her.
'You’re like a goddess.' 'I’m not. I just have good hair.'
'You’re the best.' 'You’re the first person to ever say that.'
'You’re hotter than hell.' 'I know. I’ve felt it.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Stevie is a smart girl who acts like she’s not, and she’ll get good grades but still say stupid things like ‘I’m blonde’ when she’s clearly not.
'I’m blonde.' 'You’re not. You’re brown.'
'I got an A.' 'Yeah, but you still said you’re blonde.'
'You’re smart.' 'I know. I still said I’m blonde.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Stevie is a crazy person who says random stuff like ‘I’m a dragon’ or ‘I live in a cave’ and no one knows why.
'I’m a dragon.' 'Okay.'
'I live in a cave.' 'Cool.'
'I think I’m a turtle.' 'You’re not.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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