Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Steve is a guy who is good at life and doesn't brag about it. He's a total legend, but he's too nice to say it. Everyone else is just sad people who can't handle their failures.

Yo, you're a Steve. You're like the king of chill and I'm just the guy who texts you when he's hungover.

Steve walks into a room, and the whole room gets a little bit more confident.

That guy who got the job, the raise, and still remembered to bring donuts? That's a Steve.

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When you're so sure of something you just say 'On Steve' like it's the only thing that matters. Steve is just Steve. Don't question it.

'I swear I'm going to beat him up.' 'On Steve.'

'Why did you fail the test?' 'On Steve.'

'You're gonna fail this class.' 'On Steve.'

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A Steve is the guy who always has your back. He'll tell you the truth, even if it hurts. He's like the guy who's your best friend and your crush at the same time.

'You're gonna fail this class.' 'Don't worry, Steve's got your back.'

'You look like a mess.' 'That's what Steve said.'

Steve told me the truth. I'm still mad at him.

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A Steve is the main guy in Minecraft. He's the one who builds the house, kills the boss, and still has time to chat.

'I beat the Ender Dragon.' 'That's not a Steve.'

Steve is the guy who builds the house and still has time to eat a sandwich.

Steve doesn't even need armor to kill the boss.

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A Steve is the best guy in the world. He's sweet, smart, and always knows what to say.

'You're the best guy in the world.' 'That's what Steve said.'

'Steve's the best.'

'Steve's got the best lines.'

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You say 'A Steve' to someone who is good but not the absolute best. It's like saying 'You're good, but not the best.'

'You're good, but not a Steve.'

'You're a Steve, but not the best.'

He's good, but not a Steve.

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A Stevee is a girl who's got everything. She's got a great body, a great brain, and a great sense of humor. She's also a total tease.

'She's a Stevee, and I'm just the guy who texts her when he's hungover.'

Stevee is the girl who makes the whole class laugh and still gets the best grades.

That Stevee just made the teacher blush.

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