Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Stephen is a human who thinks he’s a god. He’ll love you to death, but if you say one wrong thing, he’ll throw a tantrum like a toddler who can’t find their favorite toy.

Stephen: 'I’m gonna die if you don’t text me back right now.'

Stephen: 'You broke my heart, I’m gonna write a song about it.'

Stephen: 'You don’t even know how much I love you.'

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A Stephen is a human who sits at your desk like a zombie and naps while still being perfect.

Stephen: 'I’m napping, but I’m still perfect.'

Stephen: 'I fell asleep in math class, but I’m still perfect.'

Stephen: 'I’m napping like a champ.'

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A Stephen is a human who talks too much and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.

Stephen: 'I’m the best thing since sliced bread.'

Stephen: 'I’m so deep, I could write a book.'

Stephen: 'You don’t even know how special you are to me.'

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A Stephen is a human who overthinks everything and loves to sing like he’s on stage.

Stephen: 'I’m singing this song for you, and it’s gonna be amazing.'

Stephen: 'I can’t stop thinking about this, it’s driving me crazy.'

Stephen: 'I’m gonna sing you to sleep.'

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A Stephen is a human who tells you the truth even when it hurts, and he’ll never shut up about it.

Stephen: 'You’re the worst, I’m telling you the truth.'

Stephen: 'I’m not lying, I’m telling you the truth.'

Stephen: 'You don’t even know how honest I am.'

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A Stephen is a human who’s so good, he might just be a god in disguise.

Stephen: 'I’m so good, I could be a god.'

Stephen: 'You’re lucky to have me.'

Stephen: 'I’m the best, and you know it.'

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A Stephen is a human who’s so beautiful, you might just fall in love with him.

Stephen: 'I’m beautiful, you know that.'

Stephen: 'I’m so smart, I could solve any problem.'

Stephen: 'You’re the only one I love.'

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