a steam-shovelled cunt

I saw her at the dump, she was steaming poop like it was her job

He texted me and said, 'I'm working a steam-shovelled cunt shift today'

My uncle called her that because she left a pile bigger than a mountain

She walked by me and I could smell her from three blocks away

He said she works the night shift and sleeps in the poop

My mom said she saw her wearing a hat made of poop

She came to the dump and made the pile twice as big

He said she turned the dump into a place where even the rats left

My friend saw her and ran away screaming

She yelled at the dump truck and it ran away

He said she cusses so loud the birds flew out of the sky

My cousin got in trouble for laughing at her cusses

She works the dump from 5 am to 9 pm and still has no friends

He said she's been shoveling poop for 20 years

My brother said she's so boring even the poop gets tired of her

She cusses so loud the dump truck shook

He said she cusses so much the birds left

My neighbor said she cusses so much the sky turned red