a state of constantly arriving

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A person who's there the whole time but acts like they just walked in and have no clue what's happening. They're like a ghost who forgot their brain.

Bro, I've been sitting here for 20 minutes and you're just now noticing me?

You were in the meeting the whole time and you didn't hear your own name called?

I texted you 10 times and you're still like, 'Wait, what?'

Someone who's physically there but mentally somewhere else. They’re like a human GPS that keeps getting lost.

You were in the group chat, but you missed every single message.

You were at the party, but you were thinking about your ex the whole time.

You were in the class, but you were drawing a mustache on the teacher.

A person who shows up late to everything, even when they’re already there. It’s like they’re in a time warp.

You were in the room, but you were 10 minutes late to the conversation.

You were at the dinner table but you didn’t show up until the dessert was gone.

You were in the meeting, but you were still checking your phone like it was the 1990s.

A person who's there, but they're so clueless they act like they just walked in from another planet.

You were in the class, but you looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language.

You were at the dinner, but you didn’t know what the main dish was.

You were in the game, but you didn’t know the rules.

A person who's physically present but mentally gone, like they're in a different universe and forgot to bring their brain.

You were at the party, but you were thinking about your cat the whole time.

You were in the meeting, but you were dreaming about pizza.

You were in the class, but you were writing a poem about your sock.