A Starmer Pledge

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A Starmer Pledge is a lie told to get you to vote for them, then they forget all about it. It’s like when your mom promises you ice cream and then eats it herself.
'I’ll fix the NHS,' he said. Then he forgot what the NHS even was.
'I’ll give you a raise,' he said. Then he gave himself a raise.
'I’ll stop the chaos,' he said. Then he caused more chaos.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Starmer Pledge is like a promise from a drunk man who doesn’t remember what he said. You can’t trust it, and you shouldn’t even try.
'I’ll build a wall,' he said. Then he built a wall of lies.
'I’ll save the economy,' he said. Then he lost it.
'I’ll make you all rich,' he said. Then he borrowed your money.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Starmer Pledge is when someone promises you the moon, then takes it and sells it to a rich guy who doesn’t even like the moon.
'I’ll give you free healthcare,' he said. Then he gave it to his mates.
'I’ll fix the trains,' he said. Then he let them crash.
'I’ll give you a job,' he said. Then he gave you a lecture.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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