A Stark

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A huge dumbass with wrists bigger than a goat's junk

My cousin is a Stark. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still has room for two milkshakes.

At the gym, the guy next to me is a Stark. He can't even do a push-up without crying.

My mom calls my brother a Stark because he tried to propose to a girl who was still in high school.

The act of getting completely crushed by women, like a bug under a heel

My friend got rejected by 10 girls in one night. He’s a Stark for life.

He tried to flirt with my sister and got slapped. Total Stark.

My cousin asked a girl to the prom and she laughed in his face. Stark status confirmed.

Getting totally outsmarted, like a toddler who lost a fight with a robot

I tried to cheat on my math test, and my teacher caught me. I was a Stark.

My brother tried to hack my game and I beat him. He was a Stark.

I thought I could beat my dad at chess, but he wiped the floor with me. Stark for life.

Crazy about a parking spot like it’s the last donut at the bakery

I saw a guy yelling at a car because he thought the driver was going to take his spot. He’s a Stark.

My neighbor parks in the same spot every day. He’s a Stark.

I once watched a guy chase someone out of his parking spot with a broom. Stark energy.

A tiny town where everyone is either a prison employee, a redneck, or a stoner

Starke is the worst town. All they do is smoke weed, drink, and fight.

My uncle lives in Starke. He works at the prison and still manages to be the dumbest person there.

Starke is so boring. The only fun is getting high and arguing about who’s the best redneck.

A person who can last through anything, especially when it comes to sex

My brother is a Stark. He stayed up all night with three girls and still had energy to beat me at video games.

My friend is a Stark. He didn’t even flinch when he got pulled over by three cops at once.

My cousin is a Stark. He went through three girls in one night and still had time to eat a whole pizza.

Doing things fast and cool, like Tony Stark doing everything in one movie

I finished my homework in 10 minutes. I was a Stark.

He did three push-ups, then a sit-up, then ran around the block. Stark energy.

She texted, called, and sent a video all in one minute. Total Stark.