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A group of basic white bitches who all look the same and talk about how ‘chic’ their latte art is.

My cousin works there and says the customers are all ‘aesthetic junkies’

I saw a guy there wearing a beanie and a flannel and he called himself a ‘vibes expert’

One lady asked for a ‘caramel macchiato with a hint of vanilla’ and then took a selfie with her drink

Starbucking is when a place becomes so generic that it looks like it was copied from a mall in 2007.

My local bar now has a ‘modernized’ look and it feels like a Starbucks from hell

The government made all pubs look like Starbucks, and now I can’t tell if I’m in England or Seattle

My cousin’s coffee shop got a ‘Starbucked’ makeover and it’s now called ‘Brewtiful Beans’

A Starbuker is someone who sits there with their nose in a book and thinks they’re deep, but they’re just trying to look cool.

I saw one wearing a flannel and a beanie and he called himself a ‘vibes expert’

One lady read a book and took 10 selfies of her drink and the book

My cousin’s friend sat there for 2 hours and didn’t even finish her coffee

Starbucks is like a legal drug that only rich white people can afford.

My rich cousin says it’s the ‘best coffee in the world’ even though it tastes like burnt cardboard

My teacher told me it’s ‘like a drug’ and I got a C for that comment

My mom says it’s ‘just coffee’ but she spends $6 a day on it

A place so far out in the boondocks that even Starbucks can’t reach it.

My cousin lives in a town that has no Starbucks and she says it’s ‘the loneliest place on earth’

My grandpa’s town is so remote that it has no Starbucks and he just drinks instant coffee

My teacher’s town has no Starbucks and she says it’s ‘like living in the Stone Age’

When a city gets so many Starbucks that it feels like a Starbucks convention.

My city has so many Starbucks that I think it’s a Starbucks convention

There’s a Starbucks on every corner and it’s like a Starbucks war

There are so many Starbucks that I get confused and I end up at the wrong one

If you get a master’s degree in arts or literature, you’ll end up at Starbucks for the rest of your life.

My cousin got a master’s in literature and now she works at Starbucks

My teacher said that if you get a master’s in philosophy, you’ll end up in a Starbucks for the rest of your life

My rich cousin got a master’s in art history and now he’s a barista