A Stanley

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The legendary Employee 427 who lived in the Unnamed Office. He never listened to the Narrator and got kicked into the Serious Room for being a pain in the ass.
Stanley: 'I ain't doing what you said.' Narrator: 'You're banned!' Stanley: 'Good.'
He got exiled to the Serious Room like a criminal.
He didn't even flinch when he was banished.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Stanley is the chill, cute, kind, hilarious guy who is the best friend you could ever have. He’s weird, but he’s also the best hugger and cuddler you’ll ever meet. He’s super smart, and he always makes time for you even when he’s out with friends.
Stanley: 'I’ll always be here for you.' You: 'Thank you.'
He gives the best hugs ever and loves to cuddle.
He’s the kind of person who makes you feel like the luckiest person alive.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Stanley was just a guy who sat in Room 427 and pushed buttons all day. He loved it. He didn’t care if other people thought it was boring. He got paid to do it, and he was happy.
Stanley: 'I get paid to push buttons. What's not to love?'
He didn’t care if people thought it was soul-destroying.
He was happy doing the same thing every day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who uses racism and sexism to hide how sweet he really is. He has a huge penis, and he will steal your girl. He has no idea what game is.
Stanley: 'Your girl is mine now.' You: 'What?'
He uses racism and sexism like it's a fashion trend.
He doesn’t know how to flirt, but he’s got a big cock.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you copy something and pretend it's yours by changing the author's name. That's called stanning something.
He took my essay and claimed it was his.
He changed the name on the paper and said it was his.
He copied my work and said it was his.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who follows the rules and then breaks them. He's confusing, and no one knows how he does it.
He followed the rules and then broke them.
He was the best at following the rules and breaking them.
He broke the rules even though he followed them first.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fat 12-year-old who looks like a boulder. Every time he jumps, it feels like an earthquake. His butt is always out, and he's an amazing goalie.
He's so fat he looks like a mountain.
He’s an amazing goalie and nobody gets through him.
His butt is always out and it hurts your eyes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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