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To completely wreck something: you were given a chance and you let everyone down: you think too much about something simple: you are just a total disaster.
I tried to cook dinner and it turned into a fire. #StanfieldFail
He was given the lead role and then he forgot his lines. Classic Stanfield.
I tried to fix my car and now it won’t start. #StanfieldIsMyMiddleName
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A town so far out in the boonies it takes forever to get anywhere, but it has a bar and you can buy beer.
This town is so far out I had to take a nap on the way there. #StanfieldLife
The only thing I like about this town is the bar and the beer.
I live here and I still don’t know where I am. #Stanfield
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Boxers that look like your grandpa wore them: white, cotton, with a big flap in front and a waistband that probably belonged to your dad.
These boxers are so old my dog wears them for a nap.
I wear these boxers and I feel like my grandpa.
These boxers are so big they look like a tent. #StanfieldStyle
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tiny town in the middle of nowhere that feels like Mayberry, but with a bar, a barber, and a gas station. It’s near Charlotte, so it’s not that bad.
This town is so small it has a bar, a barber, and a gas station. #StanfieldVibes
I live here and I still don’t know where I am. But there’s a bar.
This town is like Mayberry but with more alcohol. #StanfieldLife
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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She’s nuts, hilarious, caring, and a bit of a pain. She’ll make you laugh, but she’ll also give you a headache. She lies. She’s famous. She talks way too much. She has a best friend she fights with. She dates a lot. She’s bisexual and has a girlfriend. She breaks up a lot. She cries on social media. She’s super loyal. She has tons of followers. She’s tiny and short. People hate her. She’s been bullied for years. She’s a girl. She’s hyper. She thinks she’s ugly and fat. Everyone says she’s not. #StanfieldQueen
She talks so much I had to mute her. #StanfieldTalk
She cries on social media and I cry with her. #StanfieldFriend
She’s been bullied for seven years and she still fights. #StanfieldStrong
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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