A standing cock has no conscience

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A hard-on makes a man act like he’s got no brain. He’s just chasing whatever is near, no thinking, no shame.
He saw a hot dog and started wrestling the guy who sold it.
He walked into a grocery store and yelled at the cereal aisle.
He tried to kiss the security guard while everyone was laughing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a man’s cock is up, he forgets how to be human. He just wants to touch, grab, or bite whatever is in front of him.
He bit the pizza guy’s hand and ran off like a lunatic.
He grabbed the barista and didn’t let go until she screamed.
He tried to hug the mailman and got a face full of envelopes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A standing cock means a man is so lost in his own mess that he doesn’t care if he looks stupid.
He did a dance in the middle of the street and nobody knew why.
He yelled at a tree and then tried to hug it.
He started talking to a traffic light and nobody stopped laughing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man with a hard-on acts like he’s got no filter. He just blasts whatever comes to mind.
He yelled ‘I love you’ to a stranger and then ran away.
He told his boss he was going to marry the coffee machine.
He started singing in the grocery store and nobody knew the words.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a man’s cock is up, he’s like a wild animal. He doesn’t care who sees him, he just wants to feel good.
He jumped on the couch and started doing push-ups in the middle of a meeting.
He grabbed the dog and started wrestling it in the hallway.
He ran into the kitchen and started eating the cake like it was a battle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A standing cock means a man is so lost in his own pleasure that he forgets the rest of the world exists.
He sat on the floor and started talking to the ceiling.
He ate the whole pizza and then tried to dance on the table.
He started laughing at nothing and didn’t stop for 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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