A Stand up bitch

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A stand up bitch is a woman who doesn't back down when a man talks trash and takes it up the ass. She's your best friend but also your worst enemy when you mess up.
"You said I was a stand up bitch? I'm gonna beat you to death with your own face."
"He calls me a stand up bitch, but I'm the one who beats him up when he lies to me."
"She's a stand up bitch, and I'm the only one who knows she's got a gun in her purse."
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A stand up bitch is a woman who won't let a man walk all over her. She'll cuss him out in public and then buy him a beer.
"He called me a stand up bitch in front of my whole class. I cussed him out and then gave him a lollipop."
"She's a stand up bitch. I said she was a dumbass, and she punched me in the face."
"He said I was a stand up bitch, and I told him I'd beat him up if he didn't shut up."
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A stand up bitch is a woman who will laugh in your face when you say something stupid and then kick your ass.
"He said I was a stand up bitch. I laughed and then kicked him in the nuts."
"She's a stand up bitch. I said she was ugly, and she threw a chair at me."
"He called me a stand up bitch, and I told him I'd beat him up if he didn't stop talking trash."
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A stand up bitch is a woman who won't let a man talk bad about her. She'll punch him and then invite him to her house for pizza.
"He said I was a stand up bitch. I punched him and then gave him pizza."
"She's a stand up bitch. I said she was a dumbass, and she hit me with a mop."
"He called me a stand up bitch, and I told him I'd beat him up if he didn't stop talking trash."
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A stand up bitch is a woman who will cuss you out in the hallway and then buy you a drink.
"He said I was a stand up bitch. I cussed him out and then gave him a soda."
"She's a stand up bitch. I said she was a dumbass, and she hit me with a backpack."
"He called me a stand up bitch, and I told him I'd beat him up if he didn't shut up."
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A stand up bitch is a woman who won't let a man walk all over her. She'll cuss him out and then make him do her chores.
"He said I was a stand up bitch. I cussed him out and then made him clean my room."
"She's a stand up bitch. I said she was a dumbass, and she made me do her math homework."
"He called me a stand up bitch, and I told him I'd beat him up if he didn't stop talking trash."
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