Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're done jacking off or getting head and your cum leaks everywhere like a broken toilet.

My bed looks like a crime scene after my 3 a. m. session.

My shirt is now a cum sock.

My mom thinks I got into a fight with a spaghetti sauce bottle.

2

When you touch something electronic and it explodes like it saw your face.

My phone died after I dropped it in my soup.

The TV went black when I kissed it.

My mom’s microwave is now a brick.

3

A stupid internet troll who thinks they’re the king of the internet but they’re just a mess.

He called me a chicken and I called him a dead mouse.

He said my mom was fat and I said his dad smelled like a trash can.

He got banned and cried like a baby.

4

A person who ruins everything and should have been left in their parent’s underwear like a bad stain.

He showed up to the party and brought his cousin’s dog.

He ruined my pizza with ketchup.

He tried to sing and it sounded like a goat with a broken voice.

5

A type of ink that kills everything it touches. It takes time to dry and it smells like a dead rat.

I drew on my mom’s wall and now it’s a permanent stain.

My teacher used it and now the classroom is a mess.

I drew on my dad’s face and now he looks like a cartoon.

6

A short way to say wank stain. It’s for gingers, perverts, and people who live in a tent.

My neighbor is a ginger stain and he smells like a gym sock.

The guy in the bus was a nonce stain and he talked too much.

The person in the park is a gypsy stain and he stole my sandwich.