Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most real character ever made. He’s the reason you still wake up every morning.

I just got yelled at by my boss. Wake me up when I care.

My ex is back. Wake me up when I care.

I have to go to work. Wake me up when I care.

2

One of the main jerks in SpongeBob. He’s the reason you know what adulthood feels like.

I used to think I was funny. Then I saw Squidward.

My mom told me I’d be like him when I grew up. She was right.

I got a job. Now I know what he’s been through.

3

Putting your junk against a window like you’re trying to break it. It looks like Squidward’s face, but it’s also sad.

I tried to look cool by putting my junk on the window. It was a disaster.

My dog did it and it was the best thing ever.

I did it in front of my crush and now I’m ashamed.

4

A communist who also hates everything. Like a communist version of a grumpy old man.

He’s like a communist who also hates jellyfish.

He’s the communist version of a grumpy old man.

He’s a communist who also has a grudge against the ocean.

5

The most attractive creature that ever lived. You’re lucky if you look like him.

I wish I looked like Squidward. I look like a failed experiment.

He’s the reason I try to be sexy.

If I had his looks, I’d be famous.

6

The guy who always makes the jokes on SpongeBob. He’s the straight man, and he’s tired of it.

He’s the straight man who’s tired of the jokes.

He’s the straight man who’s been through hell.

He’s the straight man who’s still making jokes even though he hates it.

7

Putting your junk on someone’s face like you’re trying to ruin their day.

I put my junk on my friend’s face. He cried.

I did it to my boss. He fired me.

I did it to my mom. She didn’t speak to me for a week.