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A math rule that says if you have a right triangle and you're too lazy to measure the longest side, just square the other two sides and add them like a math freak in a hurry.

My math teacher said I failed because I didn't use the Pythagorean Theorem. I said I didn't care because I'm rich and I have a calculator.

I tried to use this rule in my head during a test. It didn't work. I got a D.

My friend used this rule to cheat on a math quiz. He got an A and now he's my hero.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A math trick that lets you figure out the longest side of a right triangle if you're too lazy to measure it and just want to look smart.

I used this trick to show my crush I'm smart. It worked, and now we're dating.

I used this trick in class and got called out for cheating. It was worth it.

I forgot this trick during a test. I cried.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A math formula that helps you find the longest side of a triangle if you're too lazy to do anything else and just want to yell at your teacher.

I yelled at my teacher for not teaching me this formula. It was the best day of my life.

I used this formula to beat my brother in a math competition. He cried.

I forgot this formula and got a zero. My dog died.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A math rule that lets you find the longest side of a right triangle if you're too lazy to do anything else and just want to act cool in class.

I used this rule to impress my friends. They now think I'm a genius.

I used this rule in class and got called out for being cool. It was awesome.

I forgot this rule and got called out for being stupid. It was the worst.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A math formula that lets you figure out the longest side of a triangle if you're too lazy to actually measure it and just want to look like you know what you're doing.

I used this formula to trick my teacher into thinking I was smart. It worked.

I used this formula in a test and got an A. I'm proud.

I forgot this formula and got a C. I'm sad.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A math rule that helps you find the longest side of a triangle if you're too lazy to do anything else and just want to prove your teacher wrong.

I used this rule to prove my teacher wrong. She got mad and I got a cookie.

I used this rule in a test and got an A. My teacher got sad.

I forgot this rule and got a D. My teacher got happy.

by Slangipedia 6d ago