Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Ann Arbor, Michigan, the place where everyone’s parents live and no one has any style.

My mom moved there and now she’s stuck in traffic forever.

That’s where my cousin went to college and now he’s a boring adult.

Ann Arbor is just a bunch of trees and people who think they’re cool.

2

A square is someone who’s so basic they think eating three meals a day is a life goal and getting married is the only way to be happy.

My uncle is a square. He eats the same thing every day and won’t try anything new.

She’s so square she doesn’t even know what a TikTok is.

He’s a square who still uses a flip phone.

3

No no don’t touch me there, that’s my no no square. I’ll scream if you do.

He touched me there and I screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.

She said, ‘No no don’t touch me there,’ and I backed off.

My brother tried to touch me there and I hit him with a pillow.

4

A square is a body part you don’t want someone else to touch, like your private stuff.

He touched my square and I told him to stop.

She got mad because her friend touched her square in class.

My friend’s square is super sensitive and he can’t stand anyone touching it.

5

A square is a gram of speed, the stuff you take to stay high and not feel the pain of life.

He took a square and instantly felt like a superhero.

She took two squares and danced like no one was watching.

He took a square and forgot about his problems for a whole day.

6

Be there or be square, because if you’re not round, you’re just a square.

He said, ‘Be there or be square,’ and I stayed home.

She showed up and said, ‘I’m not a square, I’m a circle.’

He missed the party and got called a square by everyone.

7

A square is a cigarette, or a person who’s so lame they can’t even do anything fun.

He’s a square because he only smokes and sits around all day.

She’s a square, she doesn’t even know how to text.

He’s a square who still uses a landline phone.