A SQUARE FUCK

My cousin is a square fuck. He spends all day on the couch eating chips and yelling at the TV.

My boss is a square fuck. He thinks he's the king of the world and won't take a compliment.

That kid in my class is a square fuck. He won't even play with me because he's too busy being a sad little cloud.

I lost a tetris game because I got three square blocks in a row and my brain exploded.

My friend got four square blocks in a row and then cried.

My brother got five square blocks in a row and then he quit tetris forever.

I was a square fuck last night. I drank wine, took pills, and had three different people try to kiss me.

My friend was a square fuck. He had a beer, a cigarette, and a girl in his lap.

That guy at the bar was a square fuck. He had a shot, a soda, and a girl who didn't even know his name.

My teacher is a square fuck. She thinks she's the best teacher in the world and probably took a medal for grading my math test.

My mom is a square fuck. She thinks she's the best mom in the whole world and probably took a medal for making me eat vegetables.

My neighbor is a square fuck. He thinks he's the best person in the neighborhood and probably took a medal for mowing his lawn.

I had a square fuck day. I had no money, no friends, and no idea what I was doing.

My friend had a square fuck week. He had no food, no job, and no hope.

That kid had a square fuck life. He had no parents, no toys, and no idea how to tie his shoes.

I had a square fuck moment. I thought I was going to die and I was also really confused about why I was sad.

My friend had a square fuck hour. He thought he was going to die and he was also confused about why he was crying.

That kid had a square fuck minute. He thought he was going to die and he was also confused about why he was eating a sandwich.

I had a square fuck day. The universe was being extra mean and I was also being extra stupid.

My friend had a square fuck week. The universe was being extra mean and he was also being extra stupid.

That kid had a square fuck life. The universe was being extra mean and he was also being extra stupid.