Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a sound so loud it makes your ears bleed and your brain scream

My dog barked like a sqeuaker. My ears are still bleeding.

That alarm clock was a sqeuaker. I woke up screaming.

My sister's voice is a sqeuaker. I want to die.

2

a noise that could wake the dead and make the devil cry

That car horn was a sqeuaker. I think the dead are coming.

My brother's singing is a sqeuaker. The devil is crying.

That blender was a sqeuaker. My mom is dead.

3

a sound that makes your brain want to quit

That speaker was a sqeuaker. My brain is on vacation.

My neighbor’s lawnmower was a sqeuaker. My brain quit.

That party was a sqeuaker. My brain is in a jail.

4

a noise so bad it could make a saint turn into a sinner

That church choir was a sqeuaker. The saint turned into a sinner.

My mom’s vacuum was a sqeuaker. My saint turned into a sinner.

That traffic was a sqeuaker. Even saints are screaming.

5

a sound so loud it could make your teeth fall out and your soul run away

That fire truck was a sqeuaker. My teeth fell out and my soul ran away.

My brother’s scream was a sqeuaker. My soul is hiding.

That concert was a sqeuaker. My soul is in jail.

6

a noise that turns your brain into a blender

That sound was a sqeuaker. My brain is now a blender.

My mom’s voice was a sqeuaker. My brain is blended.

That loudspeaker was a sqeuaker. My brain is in a blender.