Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A game where people try to look cool while getting hurt and pretending they don't care.

I broke my ankle and still played football. I'm a legend.

She got hit by a car and kept running. That's just how we roll.

He fell off a horse and laughed like it was a joke. I'm not sure if he's brave or stupid.

2

What NBA and NFL fans yell when they see something else on SportsCenter and it makes them feel like they failed life.

Why is there a soccer match on TV? I'm gonna cry.

They showed a tennis game. I'm gonna die.

There's a basketball game on TV. That's not a sport. That's a curse.

3

What your dad calls you when he's mad and you're probably a total failure.

Hey champ, you failed again. I'm gonna fail too.

You're such a chief. I'm proud of you.

You're a total slappy. I'm a slappy too.

4

What you wear when you're trying to look tough and also what athletes wear when they're trying to look like they're not just trying to look tough.

I wear my shirt inside out and it's a total fashion disaster.

He wore the same jersey for 10 years and it looked like a rag.

They wear uniforms that look like they were stolen from a prison.

5

What happens when rich people throw money at something and it becomes a big deal even though it's stupid.

They paid $10 million for a game of chess. It's a sport now.

They paid $500 for a kid to run a race. Now it's a sport.

They paid $100 million for a dog to fight another dog. That's a sport.

6

What America thinks is God but it's actually just a game that people watch and bet money on.

Football is our religion. I'm gonna go to heaven if I win.

Basketball is the new God. I'm gonna be a saint if I make a three-pointer.

Baseball is our religion. I'm gonna be the Pope if I hit a home run.

7

What people use when they don't know your real name and just want to sound cool.

Hey guy, wanna go get a burger?

Hey dude, wanna play a game?

Hey pal, wanna fight me?