Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When 28 guys cum on a sponge and chuck it at some poor kid who’s just trying to walk to math class.

My cousin got hit by a cum sponge in the face during lunch.

That sponge flew right into Mr. Johnson’s coffee.

I saw a guy throw a cum sponge at a dog.

2

A yellow, talking sponge with a weird obsession for crabs and a questionable love life.

SpongeBob is basically a crab’s ex who won’t stop talking about him.

He’s like the cringiest kid in the class who won’t stop bragging.

He’s the reason I still have nightmares about Krabby Patties.

3

When you put your nuts in a fish tank with fish food and hope it doesn’t get infected.

I tried this and now my nuts smell like seaweed.

My brother did this and now he’s allergic to fish.

I put my nuts in a fish tank and now I have a rash.

4

A yellow, talking sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea with a snail and his two dumber friends.

SpongeBob lives in a pineapple and has a snail for a pet.

His friends are so dumb they can’t even cook a Krabby Patty.

He lives under the ocean and still can’t shut up.

5

A show that was ruined by Hot Topic and Claire’s because every kid in the world had a SpongeBob shirt.

I had 10 SpongeBob shirts and still got teased.

My backpack had SpongeBob on it and I was the most popular kid.

Every kid in my class had SpongeBob socks.

6

When you put off doing your homework until the last minute, just like SpongeBob in the procrastination episode.

I waited until the day before the test to study.

I played video games instead of doing my essay.

I watched TikTok until 11 PM and still failed the test.

7

A chant you yell when you’re high and it feels like you’re in the ocean with a sponge.

I chanted it in the bathroom during math class.

I did it at the park and got weird looks.

I chanted it at my friend’s house and they joined in.