A Spitting Alien

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When a guy shoves his dong into his partner's throat after they cut their neck open and then spunk all over his chest like a gross alien from a bad movie.
My ex did this to me and I still smell it in my dreams.
He said it was a 'deep throat alien attack.'
She called it 'spunk invasion 2: electric boogaloo.'
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A guy sticks his pecker in his partner's neck hole and then shoots cum all over his body like a smelly space monster from the Aliens movie.
He said it was 'cosmic cum.'
It was so bad, my friend called an ambulance.
She cried and said it was 'the end of the universe.'
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When a guy shoves his wiener into his lover’s neck hole and then blasts cum everywhere like a gross alien from a B-movie.
My brother’s girlfriend said it was 'the worst date ever.'
He called it 'alien spunk warfare.'
It was so messy, they had to clean the floor with a mop.
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