Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The leftover sludge from a drink that’s barely worth the effort.

I took one sip of that beer and already felt like I swallowed a raccoon.

That soda was so weak, I could’ve used it to clean my ass.

The juice was so bad, I spat it out and then washed my mouth with a bottle of wine.

2

You think you have options, but you don’t. Most girls just swallow or say no to your junk in the first place.

He came in my mouth and I just swallowed like I was eating a piece of meat.

I wouldn’t even let him touch my mouth if I had to.

He tried to give me a blow job and I just said no.

3

A girl giving head and then either puking out your cum or drinking it like it’s a fine wine.

He came in my mouth and I spat it out like it was poison.

I drank his cum like it was the best wine ever.

He came in my mouth and I threw it up on his face.

4

What you decide to do with your mouth full of man juice.

I had his cum in my mouth and I just drank it like it was water.

I took a load and then spit it out like it was a bad habit.

I had his cum in my mouth and I just swallowed it like it was a snack.

5

Short for asking if a girl will spit out your cum or swallow it when she gives you head.

When I asked her, she just said, 'I’ll swallow it, but I’m not cleaning up your mess.'

He asked me, 'Spit or swallow?' I said, 'Swallow, but I want some chocolate afterward.'

She asked me, 'Spit or swallow?' I said, 'Swallow, and I want a pizza.'

6

Spit means you threw out his cum. Swallow means you drank it, or you sucked his dick like it was a job.

I took one load and then spat it out like it was the worst thing ever.

I swallowed his cum like it was a job interview.

I sucked his junk like it was my full-time job.

7

This should be the first question you ask a girl when you start dating her.

I asked her, 'Spit or swallow?' and she said, 'I’ll swallow, but you have to buy me a drink.'

He asked me, 'Spit or swallow?' I said, 'Swallow, and I want you to clean my room.'

She asked me, 'Spit or swallow?' I said, 'Swallow, and I’ll give you a kiss.'