Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy sploshes his cum in his hand and flings it in someone’s face, then stands like a cocky superhero or it ain’t a real Spider-Man

My cousin did this to his boss and got fired the next day

My friend tried it on his teacher and got detention

I did it to my math teacher and now I have a 100% in math

2

When a guy dumps his load in his hand and flicks it in his girl’s face like a spider’s web, but it’s more like a cum web

My brother did it to his girlfriend and she still dates him

My cousin did it in the middle of the school hallway

My friend did it at the gym and now he’s famous

3

A fake superhero who got his powers from a radioactive spider and then had to deal with the worst uncle ever

I think Peter Parker got his powers because his uncle was a total loser

The guy was a nerd before he got bit by that spider

His uncle died because Peter didn’t stop a thief

4

The best motherfucker on the planet. Like my hero. Kicks everyone’s ass like a god

He’s the reason I don’t fight my brother anymore

He’s so cool I want to be him when I grow up

He fights my dad and wins every time

5

When you crawl across the bed like a spider and dive into your girl’s crotch like it’s a wrestling match

My friend did it and got a standing ovation

I tried it and my girl laughed at me

My cousin did it and now he’s called Spider-Man at school

6

A guy who got bit by a radioactive spider and then had to wear a costume that looked like a spider’s web

He got his powers from a spider and now he fights bad guys

His uncle died because he didn’t stop a thief

He wears a mask and a spider costume like it’s a fashion show

7

When you hang your phone upside down from an outlet because the charger is too short, like Spider-Man hanging from a web

I did it and my phone died in the middle of a video game

My brother did it and got yelled at by his mom

My friend did it and now he’s called the Spider-Man of charging