a special weaver

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a super special person who can learn stuff fast but is too messed up in the gut and too wasted to do anything normal.
He aced the test but spent the whole day on the toilet and passed out at the bar.
She knew all the answers but was too drunk to write them down.
He got a perfect score but then threw up in the hallway and cried about it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a person so smart they can learn anything but too lazy and too pooped to do anything useful.
He knew the whole textbook but took a nap instead of doing homework.
She could solve the problem in seconds but took a hit of weed and fell asleep.
He had the answers but ate three burgers and passed out on the couch.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a genius with a brain full of knowledge but a gut full of garbage and a life full of bad choices.
He got an A+ but spent the night at the diner and forgot to show up.
She knew all the facts but got too high and missed the test.
He had the brainpower but the guts of a raccoon and the habits of a fool.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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