A special poptard breakfast

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A brainless moron fried like a bacon strip in the electric chair.
My cousin got executed for thinking pizza was a food group.
That guy got zapped for not knowing what a president was.
I saw a guy get cooked for believing the moon was made of cheese.
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A dumbass who gets shocked to death for being too stupid to know better.
He got zapped for thinking a toilet was a throne.
That kid got fried for arguing that clouds were made of jelly.
My neighbor got executed for thinking cats were aliens.
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A retard who gets cooked for being too idiotic to survive.
My uncle got fried for thinking the sun was a giant flashlight.
That guy got shocked for thinking a computer was a toaster.
I watched a man get executed for thinking a dog was a monster.
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