Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who loses their mind over tiny little things, like a toddler who thinks the sky is broken because it’s not purple.

My neighbor screamed at the mailman for giving me the wrong newspaper.

She threw a tantrum because the coffee was too hot.

He cried because the pizza was cut into six pieces.

2

when a flamingo wearing a purse gets pregnant at a hockey game because a purple hockey player jumped the boards and asked for a second date.

At the game, she yelled, 'I’m having a baby!' while eating a muffin.

He was so shocked, he fell off the bench.

The crowd started a chant: 'Spaz! Spaz! Spaz!'

3

a person who jumps around like a caffeinated monkey and can’t sit still for more than five seconds.

She was running in circles during the movie.

He tap-danced in the grocery store.

He yelled, 'I need more sugar!' at the bar.

4

a person who acts like they’re on a sugar high and does weird stuff all over the place.

He flipped a table at the restaurant.

She screamed in the elevator and started a karaoke session.

He danced on the ceiling during a Zoom call.

5

a person who is always moving, like they’re trying to escape from a spider and it’s not even scary.

He ran through the park yelling, 'I need to be free!'

She did a handstand in the middle of the road.

He did backflips in the grocery line.

6

when a person goes completely nuts, like they were hit by a truck and it was just a bad day.

He threw a chair at the wall and yelled, 'I hate life!'

She cried and screamed at the TV like it was her ex.

He fell on the floor and started talking to the ceiling.

7

when you start twitching, yelling, and acting like you were hit by a giant chicken.

He was twitching and yelling, 'I’m not a chicken!'

She screamed, 'The sky is falling!' and fell over.

He was jumping around and shouting, 'I’m free!'