A spare dick in a fucking contest

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A guy who shows up with no balls and expects to win anyway.
He showed up with a sandwich and a smile. No contribution. Just a waste of space.
She asked him to help paint the house. He brought a bag of chips and said, 'I’m here.'
He joined the team and just sat there. No effort. No contribution. Just a waste of oxygen.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the main event but has no real value.
He said he’d help move the furniture. Then he walked in and said, 'I’m here.' That was it.
He tried to impress the group with his loud voice. No help. Just noise.
He took credit for the whole project. But he didn’t do a single thing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who shows up and takes credit but gives nothing in return.
He showed up and said, 'I’m the best.' But he didn’t lift a finger.
He took the lead. But he didn’t do any of the work. Just talked.
He got praised for the whole thing. But he didn’t do a single thing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who shows up and acts like he’s part of the plan but is just there.
He came in and said, 'I’m here.' That was it. No help. No contribution.
He sat in the back and said nothing. But he took credit for everything.
He showed up. He didn’t do anything. But he expected praise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s important but contributes nothing.
He said he’d help. But he just sat there. No work. No help.
He talked the whole time. But he didn’t do a single thing.
He took the credit. But he didn’t do the work. Just there.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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