a space age pimp

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a young punk who doesn't give a crap about old school rules and just shows up in a flashy car with big rims and tries to seduce any girl who looks at him wrong
he showed up in a pink Lamborghini and asked my cousin to ride with him
he tried to flirt with my mom and got called out by my dad
he wore a glittery suit and said he was from Mars
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a fresh new dude who thinks he's the king of the block and spends all his money on fake jewelry and tries to trick girls into going out with him
he bought 10 necklaces and gave them all to my sister
he told my friend he was richer than the president
he asked my neighbor to go to the mall with him and got turned down
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a kid who thinks he's the best at the pimp game and shows off with loud music and ugly clothes just to look cool
he played his music so loud it woke up the whole neighborhood
he wore a shirt that said 'I love glitter' and called himself a star
he tried to impress my friend with his fake tattoo and it fell off
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a new guy who thinks he's a legend and spends his money on stupid stuff like neon lights and tries to pick up every girl in the school
he put neon lights on his car and said it was a spaceship
he tried to flirt with my teacher and got sent to the office
he bought a whole pizza for my friend just to get her attention
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a punk who thinks he's the best at being a pimp and spends all his time trying to impress girls with loud music and stupid outfits
he wore a shirt that said 'I'm the king' and danced in the hallway
he played his music so loud the cops came
he asked my friend to be his queen and got laughed at
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a young guy who thinks he's the king of the block and spends all his money on flashy cars and tries to impress every girl he sees
he showed up in a pink car and said it was his spaceship
he tried to flirt with my mom and got told to leave
he bought 10 pizzas for my friend just to get her attention
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