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A Sowerby is a greedy, jealous pain in the ass who stares at your lunch like it’s the last slice of pizza on Earth.
My cousin is a Sowerby. He’ll watch me eat a burger for 10 minutes before he even asks for one.
My mom says my dad’s a Sowerby. He still hasn’t forgiven me for getting a B+ on my math test.
At the park, that guy was a Sowerby. He watched my dog chase a squirrel for five minutes before he even moved.