A so close.

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when someone snaps a photo of a hot guy or girl who’s almost naked, but barely covered by a tiny piece of cloth or a body part that’s not even sexy. It’s like they’re trying to hide the obvious.
I took a pic of my neighbor in a towel, and it’s like he was trying to be modest but failed.
My cousin sent me a photo of her friend in a bra, and I’m still not over it.
That guy at the gym was wearing a shirt so tiny it might as well not be there.
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when you yell at someone for saying something stupid, and then you explain it like you’re talking to a toddler who just spilled juice on the floor.
'You said you could run a marathon? I can barely walk to the fridge!' 'I was tired, okay? I just woke up!'
‘You think you’re the best at chess? I beat your grandma last week.’ ‘That’s not fair, she’s a grandma!’
‘You said you could eat a whole pizza? I’ve only eaten half of mine, and I’m still full.’
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when you’re almost at the top of the game, but you’re still stuck on a stupid quest that you don’t even care about anymore.
I’m level 71 in Skyrim, and I’m still trying to get that stupid dragon’s tooth.
I’ve been playing for hours, and all I want is that legendary achievement.
I’m so close to finishing the game, but I still have to kill that one dragon again.
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when you’re miles apart, but you still think about them every second, and you wish you could just be together.
I’m in California, and my crush is in New York, and I miss them every day.
We haven’t talked in weeks, but I still think about them all the time.
We’re on opposite sides of the world, but I still love them like they’re right here.
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