a so-called friend

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A phony buddy who thinks they're cool but are just a waste of space.

You asked for help with math, and they just laughed in your face.

They promised to be there for you, then went to the bar instead.

They called you a loser for failing a test, then cried when they failed theirs.

A guy named Anthony, usually Italian, and kind of tall. They're the type who thinks they're the best at everything.

He said he was going to be a rock star, then got a job at the local pizza place.

He claimed he could beat anyone in a fight, then ran away when someone challenged him.

He told you he was going to be rich, then spent all his money on weed and beer.

A guy who thinks life is all about sex, getting drunk, and being a total failure, but still calls himself a Christian.

He said he was going to be a teacher, then got kicked out of school for fighting.

He had a lesbian girlfriend but still called you a loser for being single.

He dropped out of college because he failed, but still called you a failure for not being rich.