Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A snort is like a drink that hits you like a truck. It’s for old farts who think they’re cool.

Dad drank a snort and yelled at the TV for 3 hours.

My uncle had a snort and fell off the couch.

At the bar, he ordered a snort and called it 'the original'.

2

To snort is to suck up coke like a vacuum. You’re basically a drug-fueled monster.

He snorted the coke and started talking to the wall.

She snorted the line and immediately asked for more.

He snorted so hard, he got a nosebleed and a migraine.

3

A snort is two shots of whiskey that will burn your throat and make you proud.

He drank a snort and yelled, 'I am the whiskey king!'

My brother had a snort and cried like a baby.

At the party, she drank a snort and challenged the whole room.

4

Snorting is how you take drugs like a boss. You use a straw or a bill, and you do it with style.

He snorted the coke with a straw and called it 'classy'.

She snorted the line with a bill and said, 'this is how it’s done.'

They snorted the drug and started dancing in the middle of the street.

5

To snort is to breathe in drugs like a maniac. You’re basically a nose-huffing lunatic.

He snorted the ketamine and started laughing at his own shadow.

She snorted the line and fell over like a drunk pig.

He snorted so much, he started seeing things that weren’t there.

6

A snort is a way to laugh at Egyptians who think the world is flat. You're basically a smartass from another country.

He snorted at the Egyptian guy who said the sun was made of cheese.

She snorted when the Egyptian claimed the moon was a giant pizza.

They snorted at the Egyptian who thought the sky was a blanket.

7

To be a snort, you have to be near a Nort who wants you to be one. It's like being a second-rate version of someone else.

He was a snort because the Nort said he was 'almost cool enough.'

She became a snort after the Nort gave her a side-eye.

They snorted together, but the Nort was still better.