a sneaky chef

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A sneaky chef is when one person gets the other in the mood, then slaps some pepper up their nose while they're getting off, making them sneeze and poop their pants like a farty baby.
He was cooking my ass and I didn't even know he had a pepper up my nose.
She was eating my brain and then I sneezed and pooped my pants.
He was giving me a vibe and then I sneezed and my pants were a mess.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A sneaky chef is when you're getting your jollies and someone swaps your meat with something else, like a meatball or a chicken leg, and you don't even know it.
He said it was steak, but it was a meatball and I was confused.
She said it was chicken, but it was a meatball and I got mad.
He said it was beef, but it was a chicken leg and I was shocked.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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