A Snare Drum

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The drum in band class that everyone thinks they can play, but only the ones who actually practice it don’t suck and make the rest of the band look like a bunch of farts in a wind tunnel.

My cousin tried to play the snare drum and it sounded like a goat got hit by a garbage truck.

I played the snare once and the conductor facepalmed so hard I thought he was gonna cry.

My friend’s brother played the snare and it was so bad the whole band laughed at him like he was a kid who tried to draw a cat and it looked like a blob.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The loudest drum in the line, and the one that makes you feel like you could take on a whole marching band by yourself if you had it.

That snare drummer in my school is so cocky, he thinks he’s the king of the universe.

My brother plays the snare and he’s so loud, he could wake up the dead.

The snare drummer in my band is so crazy, he once broke a drum just to show off.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A drum that is either alone or part of a bigger group of drums, and it makes your whole band sound like a bunch of rock stars.

The snare drum in our band sounds like it was made by a god, and I mean that literally.

When we play with multiple snares, it’s like the whole band is screaming at you.

I once heard a snare drum so loud, it made my ears bleed like a goat.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A tightass that is so tight, it could make a snare drum feel like it had a life of luxury.

My neighbor is such a tightass, he could make a snare drum jealous.

My dad is the tightest person I know, and he could probably fit into a snare drum.

My brother’s pants are so tight, they might as well be a snare drum.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you grab someone’s head and press their face into your butt, then let one rip and make them feel like they’re part of a musical performance.

I did a snare drum on my crush and it was so good, we had sex that night.

My friend did a snare drum on his sister and she cried because it was that bad.

I snare drummed my brother and he ran out of the room screaming like a baby.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A donut that makes your snare so big, you look like a fat kid who just ate a whole cake.

I ate a snare donut and now my snare is like a sausage link.

My friend ate a snare donut and his snare is so big, it looks like it has a life of its own.

The snare donut I ate made my snare so big, I looked like a hot dog.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you have two skinny girls jumping on a trampoline and it feels like you're part of a wild, sexy party.

I had a threesome with two skinny girls on a trampoline and it was wild.

My friend’s trampoline threesome was so good, it felt like a party in the sky.

I did a trampoline threesome and it was like a wild ride with two sexy girls.

by Slangipedia 16d ago