a snack

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A snack is when you’re so hungry you’re ready to eat, or you’re so dumb you think you look good.

Bro, I just said I looked like a snack, and I meant it. I haven’t eaten in three days.

She said I looked like a snack, and I said, ‘I’m not a snack, I’m a snack god.’

A snack is when you’re so full you can’t move, but you still want another one.

A snack is a girl so hot she could make a guy forget his own name.

That girl was a snack, and I was too distracted to remember my own name.

He was so distracted by the snack, he forgot to pay for his coffee.

That girl was a snack, and I was too distracted to remember my own phone number.

A snack is when your snack stash is so big it looks like a mountain, and your cupboard is screaming for mercy.

My snacks are so high, I think my cupboard is going to die from the weight.

That snack tower was so big, it looked like it was going to collapse on me.

I put so many snacks in my cupboard, I think it’s going to break.

A snack is when you’re so busy jerkin’ yourself off, you don’t even remember your own name.

Snack time, bro. I was so busy jerkin’ myself off, I forgot my own name.

I was so busy snackin’, I didn’t even notice my pants were on fire.

That snack session was so good, I forgot my own birthday.

A snack is when you’re so snacky, you’re like a snack machine on repeat.

That guy is a snack on snacks, he can’t stop snackin’.

She’s a snack on snacks, and she doesn’t even know it.

He’s so snacky, he snacked his way through the entire day.

A snack is when your cupboard is so full of snacks, it looks like a snack explosion happened.

That cupboard looked like a snack explosion, and I was just happy to survive it.

I opened the cupboard, and it was like a snack bomb went off.

That snack pile was so high, it looked like a snack mountain.

A snack is when you get something good, and then you get something even better, and you just want to scream.

I got a job, and then I got a promotion. That was a snack.

I got a snack, and then I got a snack on snacks. That was a snack.

I got a snack, and then I got a snack, and then I got another snack. That was a snack.