A Smooth Saddle

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A smooth saddle is when a girl has no snatch. It’s like her crotch is as flat as a pancake. No hole. No fun.

My cousin is a smooth saddle. She’s like a marble in the middle of a desert.

That girl has a smooth saddle. I bet she’s never had a good time in her life.

If you call her a smooth saddle, she’ll cry and go home.

A smooth saddle is the worst kind of nothing. No junk. No junk. Just a blank spot where your junk should be.

He’s got a smooth saddle. I don’t even know what he does for fun.

I told my friend she was a smooth saddle. She called me a f***ing f***.

If you’re a smooth saddle, you’re not even a human being.