a smoking viking

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A smoking Viking is when you take a dump and leave it in the vent like you’re doing a dirty deed
I did a smoking Viking in the office and the whole floor smelled like a dead raccoon
My brother did a smoking Viking in the school and the principal had to open windows
I did a smoking Viking in my mom’s car and she said I was a disgrace
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A smoking Viking is when you do your business and hide it in a vent like a coward
I did a smoking Viking in my teacher’s room and she got so mad she called my mom
My friend did a smoking Viking in the bus and the driver yelled at him
I did a smoking Viking in my dad’s truck and he said I was a monster
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A smoking Viking is when you poop and run like you’re escaping a dragon
I did a smoking Viking in the gym and the coach told me to do push-ups
My sister did a smoking Viking in the kitchen and the dog ran out
I did a smoking Viking in the restaurant and the waiter gave me a dirty look
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A smoking Viking is when you drop your pants and let it go like you're a beast
I did a smoking Viking in the classroom and the kids laughed at me
My brother did a smoking Viking in the store and the clerk yelled at him
I did a smoking Viking in the car and my mom said I was gross
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A smoking Viking is when you let your poop fly and hide it like you're a thief
I did a smoking Viking in the school and the principal got mad
My friend did a smoking Viking in the park and the kids ran away
I did a smoking Viking in the bus and the driver said I was a menace
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A smoking Viking is when you do your business and leave it like you’re a total loser
I did a smoking Viking in the office and my boss said I was a mess
My sister did a smoking Viking in the store and the manager got angry
I did a smoking Viking in the car and my dad said I was disgusting
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