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A guy who bangs girls once or twice and then vanishes like a fart in a hurricane
He hit that girl at the party and never came back.
He had sex with my cousin and then ghosted her.
He got with my sister and then left her hanging.
A Smithson
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A Smithson is like a cigarette made with weed and dried tea that tastes like regret and mint
I lit up a Smithson and it hit me like a truck.
That Smithson was so good, I almost forgot my ex.
I had a Smithson and it made me feel like a king.
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A guy who has more charm than a bag of chips and more girls than a basketball team
He got asked out by three girls in one day.
He’s got a new girlfriend every week.
He’s the reason my sister’s heart is broken.
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A total pedo who would touch your butt and then say it was a compliment
He touched my sister and said it was a 'compliment.'
He was so sus, he probably touched my mom.
He touched my cousin and called it a 'hug.'
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A student who loves dildos more than he loves math and eats them like candy
He sucked a dildo in front of the whole class.
He had a dildo in his backpack and it was weird.
He eats dildos for breakfast and it’s gross.
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A guy who is so low he doesn’t even have a penis and probably never will
He’s got no junk and it’s embarrassing.
He’s the guy who can’t even have a penis.
He’s got no junk and it’s the worst.
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A school where all the guys are hicks and the girls are tough and loud
That school is full of hicks and loud girls.
He went to that school and now he’s a hick.
That school is so country, it’s like a farm.