a smelly shelly

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Fingers that smell like a rotten gym sock that’s been inside a sewer for a month and got bit by a rat.
My fingers hit the air like a fart in a sauna.
I touched my face and it felt like a swamp exploded in my hand.
I showed my buddy my fingers and he ran out screaming like he saw a ghost.
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The name of your penis when it wakes up screaming because it was stuck inside a sweaty sock for 12 hours.
My penis looked at me like it wanted to go to jail.
I tried to pee and it felt like I was peeing through a garbage can.
I walked into work and my boss asked if I got stuck in a manhole.
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