A small serpent

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A tiny snake that you can’t even trust to do something right. They’re as dumb as a bag of rocks and fail at everything like it’s their full-time job.

My cousin is a small serpent. He promised to clean my room and now it looks like a tornado lived there.

That kid in class is a small serpent. He tried to solve the math problem and got it wrong twice.

My neighbor’s dog is a small serpent. It chased my cat and then ran into a tree.

A little snake that’s worse than a broken calculator. They can’t be counted on and are trash at everything they try.

My friend is a small serpent. She said she’d help me with my homework, and now I have more questions than answers.

That guy at the bar is a small serpent. He tried to pick me up and then spilled his drink on me.

My brother is a small serpent. He said he’d mow the lawn and now it looks like a war zone.

A mini snake that’s a disaster in disguise. They’re not smart and they’re not worth the trouble they cause.

My mom is a small serpent. She told me to do my chores and now I’ve got a mountain of laundry.

That kid in my class is a small serpent. He tried to draw a picture and it looks like a cat threw up on it.

My teacher is a small serpent. She said we’d have a pop quiz and now I’m crying in the hallway.