a small loan

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A tiny loan is like a million bucks, the kind you get when your dad feels like robbing a bank just to help you out.

Dad: 'I'll loan you a million.' Me: 'But I'm not rich.' Dad: 'You are now.'

My dad loaned me a million to buy a car, I still haven't paid him back.

Dad loaned me a million. Now he's asking for a million back. I'm like, 'Dad, I'm not a billionaire.'

A small loan is basically a million bucks from your dad, the kind of loan that makes your life easier, or just easier to ruin.

Dad loaned me a million. I spent it all on a pizza. He said, 'That's a good investment.'

Small loan: 1 million. Dad: 'I’m just helping you out.' Me: 'I’m just helping you lose money.'

Dad loaned me a million. I used it to pay my rent. Now I’m rich, or at least I feel like it.

A small loan is when your dad gives you a million bucks, because he’s either rich or he’s just that desperate.

Dad: 'I’ll loan you a million.' Me: 'Why?' Dad: 'Because I’m your dad.'

My dad loaned me a million. Now he’s asking for it back. I’m like, 'Dad, I’m not a billionaire.'

Dad gave me a million for a loan. I spent it on a new phone. Now he’s mad at me.

A small loan is like a million bucks, the kind of loan that comes from your dad, and it’s more of a slap in the face than a handout.

Dad loaned me a million. I spent it all on a fancy car. He said, 'That’s the best investment you’ve ever made.'

Dad loaned me a million. I used it to buy a house. Now I live in a mansion, or I feel like I do.

Dad loaned me a million. Now I’m rich, or I just feel like it.

A small loan is a million bucks from your dad, because he’s either stupid or he’s just that nice.

Dad: 'I’ll loan you a million.' Me: 'But I’m not rich.' Dad: 'You are now.'

Dad loaned me a million to start a business. I failed. He said, 'That’s okay. I still love you.'

Dad loaned me a million. I used it to buy a house. Now I live in a mansion, or I feel like I do.

A small loan is a million bucks, usually from your dad, and it’s more like a punishment than a help.

Dad loaned me a million. I spent it on a new phone. He said, 'That’s the best investment.'

Dad loaned me a million. Now he’s asking for it back. I’m like, 'Dad, I’m not a billionaire.'

Dad loaned me a million. I used it to buy a car. Now I can’t pay him back.