Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny cock that looks like it was stolen from a toddler.

Bro, your cock is smaller than my lunch break.

I thought I was getting a man, but I got a snack.

You got a cock like a pencil. I got a cock like a sword.

2

A cock so small it looks like it was shrunk in the microwave.

You got a cock like a pebble. I got a cock like a mountain.

I thought I was going to get a man, but I got a rat.

Your cock is so small, it’s like it’s hiding from the world.

3

A cock that’s about the size of a fry and never grows up.

You got a cock like a fry. I got a cock like a pizza.

Your cock is so small, it’s like it’s afraid of life.

I got a cock that could knock out a door. You got a cock that could fit in a sock.

4

A cock so weak it can’t even hold its own weight.

You got a cock like a noodle. I got a cock like a brick.

Your cock is so small, it’s like it’s been run over by a truck.

I got a cock that could lift weights. You got a cock that could barely lift your pride.

5

A cock that’s so little, it looks like it’s been miniaturized by a wizard.

You got a cock like a matchstick. I got a cock like a tree.

Your cock is so small, it’s like it’s been cursed.

I got a cock that could last all night. You got a cock that could barely last the hour.

6

A cock so tiny, it looks like it belongs in a cartoon.

You got a cock like a pencil. I got a cock like a rocket.

Your cock is so small, it’s like it’s been shrunk by a cartoonist.

I got a cock that could do push-ups. You got a cock that could barely do a sit-up.

7

A cock so small, it’s like it’s been kicked out of the cock club.

You got a cock like a bean. I got a cock like a beanbag.

Your cock is so small, it’s like it’s been exiled.

I got a cock that could go the distance. You got a cock that barely got out of the gate.