A Slip of the thumb

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A thumb slip is when you text someone and it goes to the wrong person because your brain is too lazy to check who you're talking to.

I told my mom I was dating my teacher. It was actually my math teacher. My mom is still mad.

I said I was going to eat a sandwich. My boss thought I was telling him I was going to eat his face.

I told my crush I love him. It went to my crush’s dad. He replied, ‘That’s sweet, but I still hate you.’

A thumb slip is when you’re holding your cat and you accidentally stick your thumb up his butt because you’re too distracted by your own stupidity.

I was holding my cat and thought I was petting him. It turned out I was giving him a finger up the butt. He ran away.

I stuck my thumb in my cat’s butt and it came out in a spray of hair and fur. It was a disaster.

I was trying to cuddle my cat, but my thumb got stuck in his butt. He just looked at me like I was a monster.

A thumb slip is when you’re trying to text someone, but you end up texting the wrong person because your brain is too tired to think straight.

I told my crush I was going to the prom. It went to my crush’s mom. She said, ‘I already have a date, and it’s not you.’

I said I was going to get a tattoo. It went to my crush. He replied, ‘Are you going to get one of me?’

I told my crush I was going to break up with my girlfriend. It went to my girlfriend. I am now single and also dead inside.

A thumb slip is when you swear in sign language because you’re too dumb to know what you’re doing.

I was trying to sign hello, and I ended up signing ‘I hate your mom.’ My friend laughed so hard he cried.

I thought I was saying ‘I’m fine,’ but I actually said ‘I’m going to punch you.’

I was trying to say ‘good job,’ but it came out as ‘I’m going to beat you up.’ My teacher was confused.

A thumb slip is when you're trying to pleasure your girl, but your thumb goes in her butt instead of her vagina because you're too clueless.

I was trying to make out with my girl, but my thumb went in her butt. She laughed and said, ‘You’re the worst.’

I was trying to pleasure my girl, but my thumb slipped in her butt. She just looked at me like I was a total loser.

I tried to be romantic, but my thumb went in her butt. She said, ‘You’re not romantic. You’re just dumb.’

A thumb slip is when you accidentally say something stupid because your brain is too lazy to work properly.

I told my teacher I was going to fail the test. It was actually my math teacher. He said, ‘That’s not a problem.’

I told my crush I was going to marry him. It went to my crush’s dad. He said, ‘I already have a wife, and it’s not you.’

I said I was going to eat a sandwich. My mom said, ‘That’s not a problem.’ I said, ‘That’s not a problem.’ I said, ‘That’s not a problem.’

A thumb slip is when you're holding your cat and it wiggles so much, your thumb just goes in his butt because you’re too lazy to move it.

I was holding my cat and he wiggled so much, my thumb went in his butt. He looked at me like I was a monster.

I was trying to hold my cat and he just kept wiggling. My thumb went in his butt. It was a disaster.

I was trying to cuddle my cat, but he kept moving. My thumb went in his butt. He ran away.